Dynasty Startup Mock

Round Four

37. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Brandon Marshall, WR, MIA
38. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - C.J. Spiller, RB, BUF
39. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Randy Moss, WR, NE
40. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Matt Schaub, QB, HOU
41. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Steve Smith, WR, CAR
42. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Percy Harvin, WR, MIN
43. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Matt Ryan, QB, ATL
44. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG
45. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Pierre Thomas, RB, NO
46. Mini Ditka - LeSean McCoy, RB, PHI
47. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Steve Smith, WR, NYG
48. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Ryan Grant, RB, GB

Notes: Marshall is coming off a second hip surgery in as many years while going from a pass-oriented offense to a run-oriented offense. I'd let someone else draft him. ... Steve Smith South remains a far better talent than Steve Smith North. Hicks is a more dominant talent for the Giants. ... Where does Randy Moss play in 2011?

Round Five

49. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Jermichael Finley, TE, GB
50. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joe Flacco, QB, BAL
51. Mini Ditka - Anquan Boldin, WR, BAL
52. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Antonio Gates, TE, SD
53. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Jay Cutler, QB, CHI
54. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Dallas Clark, TE, IND
55. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Matt Forte, RB, CHI
56. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Donald Brown, RB, IND
57. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Vernon Davis, TE, SF
58. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jason Witten, TE, DAL
59. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Brent Celek, TE, PHI
60. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Ben Roethlisberger, QB, PIT

Notes: It's a run on tight ends. While the position is deep for redrafters, there's a clear top-six hierarchy in Dynasty leagues. ... Donald Brown should be the first Indy back off the board with Addai's contract up after the season. ... Bad Ben remains a top-five talent at QB, so this is great value.

Round Six

61. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Cedric Benson, RB, CIN
62. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Kevin Kolb, QB, PHI
63. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ronnie Brown, RB, MIA
64. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Chad Ochocinco, WR, CIN
65. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Dwayne Bowe, WR, KC
66. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Mike Sims-Walker, WR, JAX
67. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Mike Wallace, WR, PIT
68. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Montario Hardesty, RB, CLE
69. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Jeremy Maclin, WR, PHI
70. Mini Ditka - Kenny Britt, WR, TEN
71. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joseph Addai, RB, IND
72. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Wes Welker, WR, NE

Notes: Considering his injury history and off-field shenanigans, Benson lacks stability without a contract extension. ... Kolb is loaded with young weapons, but he has to prove pocket presence. ... Hardesty has considerably more value than Jerome Harrison. ... Let someone else take Welker coming off major knee surgery with Moss' Patriots future up in the air.

Round Seven

73. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Johnny Knox, WR, CHI
74. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Robert Meachem, WR, NO
75. Mini Ditka - Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG
76. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Pierre Garcon, WR, IND
77. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Santonio Holmes, WR, NYJ
78. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Braylon Edwards, WR, NYJ
79. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Darren McFadden, RB, OAK
80. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Ben Tate, RB, HOU
81. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Demaryius Thomas, WR, DEN
82. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Hines Ward, WR, PIT
83. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Santana Moss, WR, WAS
84. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Kellen Winslow, TE, TB

Notes: This is a green light for Knox. Go get him. ... The numbers don't support it, but McFadden is a gut-feel breakout candidate for me. ... Hines Ward and Santana Moss are the best of this year's under-appreciated veterans.

Round Eight

85. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Mike Williams, WR, TB
86. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Eli Manning, QB, NYG
87. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, NYG
88. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Marion Barber, RB, DAL
89. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Zach Miller, TE, OAK
90. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Michael Bush, RB, OAK
91. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Brett Favre, QB, MIN
92. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Owen Daniels, TE, HOU
93. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Matthew Stafford, QB, DET
94. Mini Ditka - Chris Cooley, TE, WAS
95. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Tony Gonzalez, TE, ATL
96. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Devin Hester, WR, CHI

Notes: Don't draft Bradshaw expecting a future feature back. He's always going to be in a committee attack. ... Zach Miller, still under 25, is the best value in the draft at tight end. ... Stafford is set up for fantasy success with a potentially potent aerial attack to go with a defense that can't stop the pass. ... I prefer Williams to Benn in Tampa. ... Favre remains a weekly asset, and he could play again in 2011.

Top-200 lists, such as the one in Rotoworld's 2010 Fantasy Draft Guide, are handy tools for comparative trade values. For a better read on Dynasty startup draft trends, though, I came up with the idea of a one-man mock. In other words, I'll be drafting for all 12 teams. A few things to keep in mind about this startup:

• For purposes of my own amusement, I've named each team and broken them down into two divisions: Coaches' Corner and Writer's Block.
  
  
• This draft is for a standard scoring league (no PPR) with a starting lineup consisting of the following: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 FL, 1 K, 1 D.
  
  
• It's late July and rosters are starting from scratch. That means talented young players will gain even more value at the expense of veterans about to reach the decline stage. While contenders in established leagues can afford to mortgage part of their future for an in-season playoff run, no owner will benefit from loading up on aging veterans in a startup league.
  
  
• Part of the fun of Dynasty leagues is watching teams take on unique personalities, much like NFL teams do (smashmouth Steelers, renegade Raiders, etc.). Where it was sensible and expedient, I tried to do the same here. For example, Gent's Depraved Boozers (North Dallas Forty), really is full of degenerate boozers. Every league needs a character careless team like the Cincinnati Bengals.
  
  
• For space purposes, I've left off a full view of the final rosters.

  Those interested can check out rosters for the one-man startup mock on our Pancake Blocks Blog.
  
  On to the draft:
  
  Round One
  
  1. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Chris Johnson, RB, TEN
  2. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Adrian Peterson, RB, MIN
  3. Mini Ditka - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, JAX
  4. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Ray Rice, RB, BAL
  5. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Larry Fitzgerald, WR, ARI
  6. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Andre Johnson, WR, HOU
  7. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Rashard Mendenhall, RB, PIT
  8. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
  9. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Calvin Johnson, WR, DET
  10. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Drew Brees, QB, NO
  11. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Frank Gore, RB, SF
  12. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Jonathan Stewart, RB, CAR
  
  Notes: The concern over Fitzgerald's QB situation has been overblown, and he has two years on Andre Johnson. ... Mendenhall is a talented, young three-down back playing for an ideal franchise. ... The last half of a startup first-round should always be filled with quarterbacks and wide receivers, which offer far more stability and long-term value than second tier running backs.
  
  Round Two
  
  13. Gent's Depraved Boozers - DeAngelo Williams, RB, CAR
  14. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Miles Austin, WR, DAL
  15. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
  16. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Steven Jackson, RB, STL
  17. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Ryan Mathews, RB, SD
  18. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - DeSean Jackson, WR, PHI
  19. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Knowshon Moreno, RB, DEN
  20. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Beanie Wells, RB, ARI
  21. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Peyton Manning, QB, IND
  22. Mini Ditka - Tony Romo, QB, DAL
  23. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Roddy White, WR, ATL
  24. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Greg Jennings, WR, GB
  
  Notes: Gent handcuffs elite talents Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams, both of whom are startable in 2010. ... Manning has five more years of Top-Six finishes left. His age isn't a serious concern yet. ... Too many Dynasty leaguers are still sleeping on Jamaal Charles.
  
  Round Three
  
  25. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Philip Rivers, QB, SD
  26. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Shonn Greene, RB, NYJ
  27. Mini Ditka - Reggie Wayne, WR, IND
  28. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Sidney Rice, WR, MIN
  29. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Jahvid Best, RB, DET
  30. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Michael Turner, RB, ATL
  31. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Tom Brady, QB, NE
  32. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Dez Bryant, WR, DAL
  33. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Felix Jones, RB, DAL
  34. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Michael Crabtree, WR, SF
  35. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Marques Colston, WR, NO
  36. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Vincent Jackson, WR, SD
  
  Notes: I contemplated taking Bryant even higher. He's a legit Top-10 receiver in Dynasty circles. ... Dallas, perhaps the league's most dynamic offense going forward, has four players drafted in the past two rounds. ... V-Jax is a steal at the end of the third round if an owner can afford to be patient.
  
  
  
  Round Four
  
  37. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Brandon Marshall, WR, MIA
  38. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - C.J. Spiller, RB, BUF
  39. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Randy Moss, WR, NE
  40. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Matt Schaub, QB, HOU
  41. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Steve Smith, WR, CAR
  42. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Percy Harvin, WR, MIN
  43. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Matt Ryan, QB, ATL
  44. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG
  45. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Pierre Thomas, RB, NO
  46. Mini Ditka - LeSean McCoy, RB, PHI
  47. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Steve Smith, WR, NYG
  48. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Ryan Grant, RB, GB
  
  Notes: Marshall is coming off a second hip surgery in as many years while going from a pass-oriented offense to a run-oriented offense. I'd let someone else draft him. ... Steve Smith South remains a far better talent than Steve Smith North. Hicks is a more dominant talent for the Giants. ... Where does Randy Moss play in 2011?
  
  Round Five
  
  49. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Jermichael Finley, TE, GB
  50. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joe Flacco, QB, BAL
  51. Mini Ditka - Anquan Boldin, WR, BAL
  52. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Antonio Gates, TE, SD
  53. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Jay Cutler, QB, CHI
  54. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Dallas Clark, TE, IND
  55. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Matt Forte, RB, CHI
  56. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Donald Brown, RB, IND
  57. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Vernon Davis, TE, SF
  58. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jason Witten, TE, DAL
  59. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Brent Celek, TE, PHI
  60. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Ben Roethlisberger, QB, PIT
  
  Notes: It's a run on tight ends. While the position is deep for redrafters, there's a clear top-six hierarchy in Dynasty leagues. ... Donald Brown should be the first Indy back off the board with Addai's contract up after the season. ... Bad Ben remains a top-five talent at QB, so this is great value.
  
  Round Six
  
  61. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Cedric Benson, RB, CIN
  62. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Kevin Kolb, QB, PHI
  63. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ronnie Brown, RB, MIA
  64. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Chad Ochocinco, WR, CIN
  65. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Dwayne Bowe, WR, KC
  66. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Mike Sims-Walker, WR, JAX
  67. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Mike Wallace, WR, PIT
  68. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Montario Hardesty, RB, CLE
  69. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Jeremy Maclin, WR, PHI
  70. Mini Ditka - Kenny Britt, WR, TEN
  71. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joseph Addai, RB, IND
  72. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Wes Welker, WR, NE
  
  Notes: Considering his injury history and off-field shenanigans, Benson lacks stability without a contract extension. ... Kolb is loaded with young weapons, but he has to prove pocket presence. ... Hardesty has considerably more value than Jerome Harrison. ... Let someone else take Welker coming off major knee surgery with Moss' Patriots future up in the air.
  
  Round Seven
  
  73. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Johnny Knox, WR, CHI
  74. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Robert Meachem, WR, NO
  75. Mini Ditka - Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG
  76. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Pierre Garcon, WR, IND
  77. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Santonio Holmes, WR, NYJ
  78. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Braylon Edwards, WR, NYJ
  79. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Darren McFadden, RB, OAK
  80. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Ben Tate, RB, HOU
  81. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Demaryius Thomas, WR, DEN
  82. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Hines Ward, WR, PIT
  83. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Santana Moss, WR, WAS
  84. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Kellen Winslow, TE, TB
  
  Notes: This is a green light for Knox. Go get him. ... The numbers don't support it, but McFadden is a gut-feel breakout candidate for me. ... Hines Ward and Santana Moss are the best of this year's under-appreciated veterans.
  
  Round Eight
  
  85. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Mike Williams, WR, TB
  86. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Eli Manning, QB, NYG
  87. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, NYG
  88. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Marion Barber, RB, DAL
  89. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Zach Miller, TE, OAK
  90. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Michael Bush, RB, OAK
  91. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Brett Favre, QB, MIN
  92. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Owen Daniels, TE, HOU
  93. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Matthew Stafford, QB, DET
  94. Mini Ditka - Chris Cooley, TE, WAS
  95. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Tony Gonzalez, TE, ATL
  96. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Devin Hester, WR, CHI
  
  Notes: Don't draft Bradshaw expecting a future feature back. He's always going to be in a committee attack. ... Zach Miller, still under 25, is the best value in the draft at tight end. ... Stafford is set up for fantasy success with a potentially potent aerial attack to go with a defense that can't stop the pass. ... I prefer Williams to Benn in Tampa. ... Favre remains a weekly asset, and he could play again in 2011.
  
  
  
  Round Nine
  
  97. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Reggie Bush, RB, NO
  98. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Donovan McNabb, QB, WAS
  99. Mini Ditka - Dustin Keller, TE, NYJ
  100. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Austin Collie, WR, IND
  101. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - John Carlson, TE, SEA
  102. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Fred Jackson, RB, BUF
  103. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Heath Miller, TE, PIT
  104. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Golden Tate, WR, SEA
  105. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Lee Evans, WR, BUF
  106. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jacoby Jones, WR, HOU
  107. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Marshawn Lynch, RB, BUF
  108. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Antonio Bryant, WR, CIN
  
  Notes: Similar to Johnny Knox, this is a green-light ranking for Jacoby Jones. Go get him before he breaks out. ... Collie is easily the most underrated of the Indy receivers. He's the real deal. ... Lynch is still under 25 with a feature back's talent and pedigree. ... Don't touch Antonio Bryant.
  
  Round Ten
  
  109. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Chad Henne, QB, MIA
  110. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Steve Breaston, WR, ARI
  111. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Mark Sanchez, QB, NYJ
  112. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Arrelious Benn, WR, TB
  113. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Steve Slaton, RB, HOU
  114. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Sam Bradford, QB, STL
  115. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Jerricho Cotchery, WR, NYJ
  116. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Mohamed Massaquoi, WR, CLE
  117. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Willis McGahee, RB, BAL
  118. Mini Ditka - Malcom Floyd, WR, SD
  119. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Toby Gerhart, RB, MIN
  120. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Josh Freeman, QB, TB
  
  Notes: Breaston is going too high for my taste. He's far from a sure bet to hold off Early Doucet. ... As we've been saying for over a year now, Slaton is a brittle passing-down back -- not a feature back. ... Floyd's value is wholly dependent on Vincent Jackson.
  
  Round Eleven
  
  121. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Greg Olsen, TE, CHI
  122. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Donald Driver, WR, GB
  123. Mini Ditka - Vince Young, QB, TEN
  124. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Anthony Gonzalez, WR, IND
  125. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Carson Palmer, QB, CIN
  126. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Justin Forsett, RB, SEA
  127. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jermaine Gresham, TE, CIN
  128. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Arian Foster, RB, HOU
  129. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Laurence Maroney, RB, NE
  130. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ricky Williams, RB, MIA
  131. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Tashard Choice, RB, DAL
  132. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Bernard Scott, RB, CIN
  
  Notes: Olsen better hope the current coaching staff is canned after the season. ... I still have major reservations about Gonzalez's knee and Palmer's elbow. ... Let someone else draft Forsett. He lacks special ability and staying power. ... Foster and Choice are better bets to emerge as a long-term starters. ... Think Ahmad Bradshaw with Bernard Scott. He's going to be a share-the-load back if he ever gets a shot.
  
  Round Twelve
  
  133. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Fred Davis, TE, WAS
  134. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Devin Aromashodu, WR, CHI
  135. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jerome Harrison, RB, CLE
  136. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Donnie Avery, WR, STL
  137. Plimpton's Paper Lions - T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR, SEA
  138. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Chester Taylor, RB, CHI
  139. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Tim Tebow, QB, DEN
  140. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Hightower, RB, ARI
  141. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Clinton Portis, RB, WAS
  142. Mini Ditka - Chaz Schilens, WR, OAK
  143. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - James Jones, WR, GB
  144. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Javon Ringer, RB, TEN
  
  Notes: These are do not draft grades for Harrison, Hightower, and Portis. Let someone else waste a pick on their fleeting starting value. ... Schilens and Jones are breakout candidates, though Jones is not a lock to hold off Jordy Nelson. ... Ringer is merely a handcuff pick.
  
  Round Thirteen
  
  145. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Eddie Royal, WR, DEN
  146. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Tony Scheffler, TE, DET
  147. Mini Ditka - Deji Karim, RB, JAX
  148. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Bernard Berrian, WR, MIN
  149. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Devin Thomas, WR, WAS
  150. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Mario Manningham, WR, NYG
  151. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Laurent Robinson, WR, STL
  152. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Visanthe Schiancoe, TE, MIN
  153. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Matt Leinart, QB, ARI
  154. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Early Doucet, WR, ARI
  155. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Cadillac Williams, RB, TB
  156. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Terrell Owens, WR, CIN
  
  Notes: Deji Karim is one of my favorite deep sleepers, but he'll have to be stashed for several years. ... Robinson, Thomas and Doucet have breakout potential, but the latter two may be another year away. ... Let someone else draft Caddy and Schiancoe.
  
  
  
  Round Fourteen
  
  157. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Roy Williams, WR, DAL
  158. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Derrick Ward, RB, TB
  159. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Thomas Jones, RB, KC
  160. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Darren Sproles, RB, SD
  161. Plimpton's Paper Lions - David Garrard, QB, JAX
  162. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jonathan Dwyer, RB, PIT
  163. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Mike Thomas, WR, JAX
  164. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Dexter McCluster, WR, KC
  165. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Larry Johnson, RB, WAS
  166. Mini Ditka - Charles Scott, RB, PHI
  167. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Jordy Nelson, WR, GB
  168. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Jabar Gaffney, WR, DEN
  
  Notes: Like Karim last round, Scott is one of my favorite deep sleepers. He has quick feet for a big back and should be the long-term complement to Shady McCoy. ... Mike Thomas is best used as a slot receiver, so don't expect a future fantasy star. ... For 2010, I prefer Larry Johnson to Clinton Portis and Jabar Gaffney to Eddie Royal.
  
  Round Fifteen
  
  169. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Eric Decker, WR, DEN
  170. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, NYJ
  171. Mini Ditka - Brandon Tate, WR, NE
  172. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Louis Murphy, WR, OAK
  173. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Kevin Smith, RB, DET
  174. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Aaron Hernandez, TE, NE
  175. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Derrick Mason, WR, BAL
  176. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Julian Edelman, WR, NE
  177. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jimmy Graham, TE, NO
  178. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, OAk
  179. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Rob Gronkowski, TE, NE
  180. Gent's Depraved Boozers - James Starks, RB, GB
  
  Notes: Let someone else draft Tomlinson, Mason, and Kevin Smith. ... Jimmy Graham, Hernandez, and Gronkowski are talented stashes. It may be two years before the results surface. ... Decker, Tate, Edelman, and Starks are wildcards.
  
  Round Sixteen
  
  181. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Jimmy Clausen, QB, CAR
  182. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Devery Henderson, WR, NO
  183. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jets Defense, D/ST, NYJ
  184. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jeremy Shockey, TE, NO
  185. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Brian Westbrook, RB, UFA
  186. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Chris Chambers, WR, KC
  187. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Leon Washington, RB, SEA
  188. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Matt Cassel, QB, KC
  189. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Jared Cook, TE, TEN
  190. Mini Ditka - Rashad Jennings, RB, JAX
  191. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Vikings D, D/ST, MIN
  192. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Anthony Dixon, RB, SF
  
  Notes: Shockey is close to the end. ... Cassel has the look of a one-year Patriots wonder. Let someone else reach for him. ... I'm not sure what makes Dixon a better prospect than Glen Coffee. ... Jared Cook is one more year away.
  
  Round Seventeen
  
  193. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Cowboys D, D/ST, DAL
  194. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joe McKnight, RB, NYJ
  195. Mini Ditka - Legedu Naanee, WR, SD
  196. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Josh Morgan, WR, SF
  197. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Nate Burleson, WR, DET
  198. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Jason Snelling, RB, ATL
  199. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Alex Smith, QB, SF
  200. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Damian Williams, WR, TEN
  201. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jason Campbell, QB, OAK
  202. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Kevin Boss, TE, NYG
  203. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Michael Vick, QB, PHI
  204. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Mardy Gilyard, WR, STL
  
  Notes: Interesting QB3s in this round. ... I have no faith in Alex Smith as the answer in San Fran, but the beat writers are going ga-ga over him this year. ... Campbell, in my opinion, is a better bet to make it through the season as the starter. ... I wouldn't be surprised if Vick has another Top-10 fantasy finish left in him.
  
  Round Eighteen
  
  205. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Eagles D, D/ST, PHI
  206. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Packers D, D/ST, GB
  207. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Brandon LaFell, WR, CAR
  208. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Brian Hartine, WR, MIA
  209. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Kyle Orton, QB, DEN
  210. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Deon Butler, WR, SEA
  211. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Jerious Norwood, RB, ATL
  212. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Packers D, D/ST, GB
  213. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Steelers D, D/ST, PIT
  214. Mini Ditka - Taylor Price, WR, NE
  215. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, DET
  216. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Glen Coffee, RB, SF
  
  
  
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  Round Nineteen
  
  217. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Earl Bennett, WR, CHI
  218. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Jarret Dillard, WR, JAX
  219. Mini Ditka - Ravens D, D/ST, BAL
  220. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Todd Heap, TE, BAL
  221. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Garrett Hartley, K, NO
  222. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Julius Jones, RB, SEA
  223. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Stephen Gostkowski, K, NE
  224. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Giants D, D/ST, NYG
  225. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Saints D, D/ST, NO
  226. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ryan Longwell, K, MIN
  227. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Kevin Walter, WR, HOU
  228. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Matt Moore, QB, CAR
  
  Round Twenty
  
  229. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Ben Watson, TE, CLE
  230. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Nate Kaeding, K, SD
  231. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Martellus Bennett, TE, DAL
  232. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - David Akers, K, PHI
  233. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Rob Bironas, K, TEN
  234. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - 49ers D, D/ST, SF
  235. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bengals D, D/ST, CIN
  236. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Armanti Edwards, WR, CAR
  237. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Shayne Graham, K, BAL
  238. Mini Ditka - Mike Bell, RB, PHI
  239. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Jordan Shipley, WR, CIN
  240. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Lynell Hamilton, RB, NO
  
  Round Twenty-One
  
  241. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Mason Crosby, K, GB
  242. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Robbie Gould, K, CHI
  243. Mini Ditka - Jeff Reed, K, PIT
  244. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Emmanuel Sanders, WR, PIT
  245. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Davone Bess, WR, MIA
  246. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Matt Prater, K, DEN
  247. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Andre Roberts, WR, ARI
  248. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Steve Johnson, WR, BUF
  249. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Shawnbrey McNeal, RB, SD
  250. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Matt Hasselbeck, QB, SEA
  251. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Lex Hilliard, RB, MIA
  252. Gent's Depraved Boozers - LenDale White, RB, UFA
  
  Round Twenty-Two
  
  253. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Jay Feely, K, ARI
  254. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Harry Douglas, WR, ATL
  255. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Charlie Whitehurst, QB, SEA
  256. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Lance Moore, WR, NO
  257. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Willie Parker, RB, WAS
  258. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Bo Scaife, TE, TEN
  259. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Correll Buckhalter, RB, DEN
  260. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - James Davis, RB, CLE
  261. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Colt McCoy, QB, CLE
  262. Mini Ditka - Buster Davis, WR, SD
  263. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - John Skelton, QB, ARI
  264. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Brandon Jackson, RB, GB
  
  Round Twenty-Three
  
  265. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - LeGarrette Blount, RB, TEN
  266. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Dennis Pitta, TE, BAL
  267. Mini Ditka - Trent Edwards, QB, BUF
  268. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Ed Dickson, TE, BAL
  269. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tony Moeaki, TE, KC
  270. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Marcedes Lewis, TE, JAX
  271. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Carlton Mitchell, WR, CLE
  272. Plimpton's Paper Lions - James Hardy, WR, BUF
  273. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Justin Gage, WR, TEN
  274. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Gary Barnidge, TE, CAR
  275. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - James Casey, TE, HOU
  276. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Plaxico Burress, WR, UFA
  
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