Chris Wesseling

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Round Nine

97. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Reggie Bush, RB, NO
98. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Donovan McNabb, QB, WAS
99. Mini Ditka - Dustin Keller, TE, NYJ
100. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Austin Collie, WR, IND
101. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - John Carlson, TE, SEA
102. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Fred Jackson, RB, BUF
103. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Heath Miller, TE, PIT
104. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Golden Tate, WR, SEA
105. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Lee Evans, WR, BUF
106. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jacoby Jones, WR, HOU
107. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Marshawn Lynch, RB, BUF
108. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Antonio Bryant, WR, CIN

Notes: Similar to Johnny Knox, this is a green-light ranking for Jacoby Jones. Go get him before he breaks out. ... Collie is easily the most underrated of the Indy receivers. He's the real deal. ... Lynch is still under 25 with a feature back's talent and pedigree. ... Don't touch Antonio Bryant.

Round Ten

109. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Chad Henne, QB, MIA
110. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Steve Breaston, WR, ARI
111. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Mark Sanchez, QB, NYJ
112. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Arrelious Benn, WR, TB
113. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Steve Slaton, RB, HOU
114. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Sam Bradford, QB, STL
115. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Jerricho Cotchery, WR, NYJ
116. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Mohamed Massaquoi, WR, CLE
117. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Willis McGahee, RB, BAL
118. Mini Ditka - Malcom Floyd, WR, SD
119. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Toby Gerhart, RB, MIN
120. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Josh Freeman, QB, TB

Notes: Breaston is going too high for my taste. He's far from a sure bet to hold off Early Doucet. ... As we've been saying for over a year now, Slaton is a brittle passing-down back -- not a feature back. ... Floyd's value is wholly dependent on Vincent Jackson.

Round Eleven

121. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Greg Olsen, TE, CHI
122. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Donald Driver, WR, GB
123. Mini Ditka - Vince Young, QB, TEN
124. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Anthony Gonzalez, WR, IND
125. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Carson Palmer, QB, CIN
126. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Justin Forsett, RB, SEA
127. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jermaine Gresham, TE, CIN
128. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Arian Foster, RB, HOU
129. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Laurence Maroney, RB, NE
130. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Ricky Williams, RB, MIA
131. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Tashard Choice, RB, DAL
132. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Bernard Scott, RB, CIN

Notes: Olsen better hope the current coaching staff is canned after the season. ... I still have major reservations about Gonzalez's knee and Palmer's elbow. ... Let someone else draft Forsett. He lacks special ability and staying power. ... Foster and Choice are better bets to emerge as a long-term starters. ... Think Ahmad Bradshaw with Bernard Scott. He's going to be a share-the-load back if he ever gets a shot.

Round Twelve

133. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Fred Davis, TE, WAS
134. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Devin Aromashodu, WR, CHI
135. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Jerome Harrison, RB, CLE
136. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Donnie Avery, WR, STL
137. Plimpton's Paper Lions - T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR, SEA
138. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Chester Taylor, RB, CHI
139. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Tim Tebow, QB, DEN
140. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Hightower, RB, ARI
141. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Clinton Portis, RB, WAS
142. Mini Ditka - Chaz Schilens, WR, OAK
143. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - James Jones, WR, GB
144. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Javon Ringer, RB, TEN

Notes: These are do not draft grades for Harrison, Hightower, and Portis. Let someone else waste a pick on their fleeting starting value. ... Schilens and Jones are breakout candidates, though Jones is not a lock to hold off Jordy Nelson. ... Ringer is merely a handcuff pick.

Round Thirteen

145. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Eddie Royal, WR, DEN
146. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Tony Scheffler, TE, DET
147. Mini Ditka - Deji Karim, RB, JAX
148. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Bernard Berrian, WR, MIN
149. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Devin Thomas, WR, WAS
150. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Mario Manningham, WR, NYG
151. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Laurent Robinson, WR, STL
152. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Visanthe Schiancoe, TE, MIN
153. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Matt Leinart, QB, ARI
154. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Early Doucet, WR, ARI
155. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Cadillac Williams, RB, TB
156. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Terrell Owens, WR, CIN

Notes: Deji Karim is one of my favorite deep sleepers, but he'll have to be stashed for several years. ... Robinson, Thomas and Doucet have breakout potential, but the latter two may be another year away. ... Let someone else draft Caddy and Schiancoe.

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Chris Wesseling is a senior football editor and Dynasty league analyst for The 2011 NFL season marks his fifth year with Rotoworld and his third year contributing to He can be found on Twitter @ChrisWesseling.
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