Last week we explained the difference in Dynasty value between startup drafts and in-season championship runs while introducing the first eleven rounds of a one-man mock draft. Below is the second half of the mock draft, finishing with 276 players and 23 rounds.
Round Twelve
133. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Rueben Randle, WR, Giants, 21.3
134. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Kendall Hunter, RB, 49ers, 24.0
135. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - LaMichael James, RB, 49ers, 22.9
136. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Randy Moss, WR, 49ers, 35.5
137. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals, 24.8
138. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jacoby Ford, WR, Raiders, 25.1
139. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bernard Pierce, RB, Ravens, 21.3
140. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Matt Schaub, QB, Texans, 31.2
141. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Kevin Smith, RB, Lions, 25.7
142. Mini Ditka - Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers, 27.5
143. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Peyton Hillis, RB, Chiefs, 26.6
144. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Malcom Floyd, WR, Chargers, 31.0
With one of the most questionable wide receiver groups in the league, Gent grabs another promising rookie in Randle. ... Both profiling as change-of-pace backs, Hunter and James figure to share the load in a committee attack over the next half-decade. ... Moss adds veteran insurance for the injury-prone Sidney Rice on Exley's roster. ... Dalton provides Plimpton with a solid if unspectacular backup to Matthew Stafford. Rotoworld prefers the more talented Christian Ponder's upside to Dalton in both redraft and Dynasty formats.
Shula grabs Pierce to back up Ray Rice, who remains without a contract. ... Kevin Smith and Hillis provide peace of mind for the Jahvid Best and Jamaal Charles owners. ... Olsen is a solid TE2 to succeed the aging Antonio Gates on Ditka's roster. ... Floyd and Ford provide depth as boom-or-bust WR4 options. ... Schaub is a veteran clip-board holder for Andrew Luck on Vermeil's roster.
Round Thirteen
145. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Rashad Jennings, RB, Jaguars, 27.4
146. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Ryan Tannehill, QB, Dolphins, 24.1
147. Mini Ditka - Pierre Thomas, RB, Saints, 27.7
148. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Tony Gonzalez, TE, Falcons, 36.5
149. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Ryan Broyles, WR, Lions, 24.4
150. Shula's Champagne Poppers - BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB, Bengals, 27.2
151. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Anquan Boldin, WR, Ravens, 31.9
152. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Isaac Redman, RB, Steelers, 27.8
153. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - A.J. Jenkins, WR, 49ers, 21.8
154. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Rob Housler, TE, Cardinals, 24.5
155. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Dustin Keller, TE, Jets, 27.9
156. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Lance Moore, WR, Saints, 29.0
Jennings and Redman are handcuff picks. Arguably the slowest starting tailback in the NFL, future flash-in-the-pan Redman is going far too high for our taste in startup mocks. ... Tannehill will have plenty of time to marinate behind Aaron Rodgers on Green's roster. ... Gonzalez is a handy veteran complement to rookie Coby Fleener while Housler provides Cosell with an intriguing project behind Vernon Davis. ... Pierre Thomas remains an ideal RB4 who can be plugged in as a flex option in a worst-case scenario.
Green-Ellis gives Shula a bye-week fill-in behind Ray Rice and Matt Forte while Boldin performs the same role on Jenkins' squad. ... Broyles and Jenkins are long-term projects for Vermeil and Exley. ... Keller and Moore provide veteran depth as injury insurance.
Round Fourteen
157. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Lance Kendricks, TE, Rams, 24.6
158. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Jonathan Baldwin, WR, Chiefs, 23.1
159. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Vincent Brown, WR, Chargers, 23.6
160. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Owen Daniels, TE, Texans, 29.8
161. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Mohamed Sanu, WR, Bengals, 23.0
162. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jacob Tamme, TE, Broncos, 27.5
163. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bernard Scott, RB, Bengals, 28.6
164. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Evan Royster, RB, Redskins, 24.8
165. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Jerome Simpson, WR, Vikings, 26.6
166. Mini Ditka - Golden Tate, WR, Seahawks, 24.1
167. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Chris Givens, WR, Rams, 22.7
168. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Brandon Weeden, QB, Browns, 28.9
Tamme is more of a short-term patch as opposed to the long-term solution for the Broncos. Kendricks and Daniels are significantly more talented, even if Tamme racks up more fantasy points in 2012. ... Baldwin and Brown are promising young receivers likely another year away from hitting the fantasy radar. ... Simpson and Tate, on the other hand, could reach WR3 status this season. ... Shula grabs Scott to score a monopoly on the fantasy-unfriendly Bengals backfield. ... There's some chatter that Royster could emerge as the back to own in the Redskins committee attack. Vermeil picks up both Royster and Hightower to complete the trio. ... Weeden gives Mora another developmental QB behind the aging Tom Brady.
Round Fifteen
169. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Brandon LaFell, WR, Panthers, 25.8
170. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Robert Turbin, RB, Seahawks, 22.7
171. Mini Ditka - Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, Bills, 29.8
172. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Laurent Robinson, WR, Jaguars, 27.3
173. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Hightower, RB, Redskins, 26.3
174. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Matt Flynn, QB, Seahawks, 27.2
175. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Alex Green, RB, Packers, 22.8
176. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Tony Moeaki, TE, Chiefs, 25.2
177. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jacquizz Rodgers, RB, Falcons, 22.6
178. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Nate Washington, WR, Titans, 29.0
179. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Mario Manningham, WR, 49ers, 26.3
180. Gent's Depraved Boozers - 49ers Defense, D/ST, 49ers
Ditka and Shula both pick up strong QB3s as insurance for Jake Locker and Peyton Manning respectively. ... Turbin and Green look like long-term handcuffs for Marshawn Lynch and James Starks. ... Rodgers lasts until the 15th round because he's a sketchy flex option outside of full PPR leagues. ... Robinson, Washington and Manningham are low upside veterans with waning fantasy value in the transition from 2011 to 2012. ... The 49ers are the first defense off the board after boasting the NFL's stingiest D/ST combo last year.
Round Sixteen
181. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Davone Bess, WR, Dolphins, 27.0
182. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Nick Toon, WR, Saints, 23.8
183. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Steelers, 25.5
184. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - James Jones, WR, Packers, 28.4
185. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Brian Hartline, WR, Dolphins, 25.8
186. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Mark Sanchez, QB, Jets, 25.8
187. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks, 23.9
188. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Juron Criner, WR, Raiders, 22.7
189. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Heath Miller, TE, Steelers, 29.9
190. Mini Ditka - Dion Lewis, RB, Eagles, 21.9
191. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Colin Kaepernick, QB, 49ers, 24.8
192. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Delone Carter, RB, Colts, 25.2
Kaepernick goes off the board before Alex Smith because he has a chance to be a fantasy asset someday. Smith has had trouble reaching even QB2 production. ... Rookies Toon and Criner both opened eyes in offseason practices. ... Hartline, Jones, and Sanders are all entering make-or-break seasons.
Round Seventeen
193. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Taiwan Jones, RB, Raiders, 24.1
194. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Alex Smith, QB, 49ers, 28.3
195. Mini Ditka - Mike Goodson, RB, Raiders, 25.3
196. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Javon Ringer, RB, Titans, 25.6
197. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Tebow, QB, Jets, 25.1
198. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Marcedes Lewis, TE, Jaguars, 28.3
199. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Giants Defense, D/ST, Giants
200. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Braylon Edwards, WR, Free Agent, 29.5
201. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Chris Ivory, RB, Saints, 24.4
202. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Matt Cassel, QB, Chiefs, 30.3
203. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Blaine Gabbert, QB, Jaguars, 22.9
204. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Jonathan Dwyer, RB, Steelers, 23.1
Goodson, Ringer, and Ivory are purely handcuff picks. ... Tebow is a wild card pick for a roster with no glaring needs at this point. ... Braylon still has WR3 potential if his knee bounces back this summer. ... Cassel may have only one more year left as an NFL starter. ... Dwyer is an interesting sleeper pick behind underwhelming role player Isaac Redman.
Last week we explained the difference in Dynasty value between startup drafts and in-season championship runs while introducing the first eleven rounds of a one-man mock draft. Below is the second half of the mock draft, finishing with 276 players and 23 rounds.
Round Twelve
133. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Rueben Randle, WR, Giants, 21.3
134. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Kendall Hunter, RB, 49ers, 24.0
135. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - LaMichael James, RB, 49ers, 22.9
136. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Randy Moss, WR, 49ers, 35.5
137. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals, 24.8
138. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jacoby Ford, WR, Raiders, 25.1
139. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bernard Pierce, RB, Ravens, 21.3
140. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Matt Schaub, QB, Texans, 31.2
141. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Kevin Smith, RB, Lions, 25.7
142. Mini Ditka - Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers, 27.5
143. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Peyton Hillis, RB, Chiefs, 26.6
144. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Malcom Floyd, WR, Chargers, 31.0
With one of the most questionable wide receiver groups in the league, Gent grabs another promising rookie in Randle. ... Both profiling as change-of-pace backs, Hunter and James figure to share the load in a committee attack over the next half-decade. ... Moss adds veteran insurance for the injury-prone Sidney Rice on Exley's roster. ... Dalton provides Plimpton with a solid if unspectacular backup to Matthew Stafford. Rotoworld prefers the more talented Christian Ponder's upside to Dalton in both redraft and Dynasty formats.
Shula grabs Pierce to back up Ray Rice, who remains without a contract. ... Kevin Smith and Hillis provide peace of mind for the Jahvid Best and Jamaal Charles owners. ... Olsen is a solid TE2 to succeed the aging Antonio Gates on Ditka's roster. ... Floyd and Ford provide depth as boom-or-bust WR4 options. ... Schaub is a veteran clip-board holder for Andrew Luck on Vermeil's roster.
Round Thirteen
145. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Rashad Jennings, RB, Jaguars, 27.4
146. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Ryan Tannehill, QB, Dolphins, 24.1
147. Mini Ditka - Pierre Thomas, RB, Saints, 27.7
148. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Tony Gonzalez, TE, Falcons, 36.5
149. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Ryan Broyles, WR, Lions, 24.4
150. Shula's Champagne Poppers - BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB, Bengals, 27.2
151. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Anquan Boldin, WR, Ravens, 31.9
152. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Isaac Redman, RB, Steelers, 27.8
153. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - A.J. Jenkins, WR, 49ers, 21.8
154. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Rob Housler, TE, Cardinals, 24.5
155. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Dustin Keller, TE, Jets, 27.9
156. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Lance Moore, WR, Saints, 29.0
Jennings and Redman are handcuff picks. Arguably the slowest starting tailback in the NFL, future flash-in-the-pan Redman is going far too high for our taste in startup mocks. ... Tannehill will have plenty of time to marinate behind Aaron Rodgers on Green's roster. ... Gonzalez is a handy veteran complement to rookie Coby Fleener while Housler provides Cosell with an intriguing project behind Vernon Davis. ... Pierre Thomas remains an ideal RB4 who can be plugged in as a flex option in a worst-case scenario.
Green-Ellis gives Shula a bye-week fill-in behind Ray Rice and Matt Forte while Boldin performs the same role on Jenkins' squad. ... Broyles and Jenkins are long-term projects for Vermeil and Exley. ... Keller and Moore provide veteran depth as injury insurance.
Round Fourteen
157. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Lance Kendricks, TE, Rams, 24.6
158. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Jonathan Baldwin, WR, Chiefs, 23.1
159. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Vincent Brown, WR, Chargers, 23.6
160. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Owen Daniels, TE, Texans, 29.8
161. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Mohamed Sanu, WR, Bengals, 23.0
162. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Jacob Tamme, TE, Broncos, 27.5
163. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bernard Scott, RB, Bengals, 28.6
164. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Evan Royster, RB, Redskins, 24.8
165. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Jerome Simpson, WR, Vikings, 26.6
166. Mini Ditka - Golden Tate, WR, Seahawks, 24.1
167. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Chris Givens, WR, Rams, 22.7
168. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Brandon Weeden, QB, Browns, 28.9
Tamme is more of a short-term patch as opposed to the long-term solution for the Broncos. Kendricks and Daniels are significantly more talented, even if Tamme racks up more fantasy points in 2012. ... Baldwin and Brown are promising young receivers likely another year away from hitting the fantasy radar. ... Simpson and Tate, on the other hand, could reach WR3 status this season. ... Shula grabs Scott to score a monopoly on the fantasy-unfriendly Bengals backfield. ... There's some chatter that Royster could emerge as the back to own in the Redskins committee attack. Vermeil picks up both Royster and Hightower to complete the trio. ... Weeden gives Mora another developmental QB behind the aging Tom Brady.
Round Fifteen
169. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Brandon LaFell, WR, Panthers, 25.8
170. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Robert Turbin, RB, Seahawks, 22.7
171. Mini Ditka - Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, Bills, 29.8
172. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Laurent Robinson, WR, Jaguars, 27.3
173. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Hightower, RB, Redskins, 26.3
174. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Matt Flynn, QB, Seahawks, 27.2
175. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Alex Green, RB, Packers, 22.8
176. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Tony Moeaki, TE, Chiefs, 25.2
177. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jacquizz Rodgers, RB, Falcons, 22.6
178. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Nate Washington, WR, Titans, 29.0
179. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Mario Manningham, WR, 49ers, 26.3
180. Gent's Depraved Boozers - 49ers Defense, D/ST, 49ers
Ditka and Shula both pick up strong QB3s as insurance for Jake Locker and Peyton Manning respectively. ... Turbin and Green look like long-term handcuffs for Marshawn Lynch and James Starks. ... Rodgers lasts until the 15th round because he's a sketchy flex option outside of full PPR leagues. ... Robinson, Washington and Manningham are low upside veterans with waning fantasy value in the transition from 2011 to 2012. ... The 49ers are the first defense off the board after boasting the NFL's stingiest D/ST combo last year.
Round Sixteen
181. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Davone Bess, WR, Dolphins, 27.0
182. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Nick Toon, WR, Saints, 23.8
183. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Steelers, 25.5
184. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - James Jones, WR, Packers, 28.4
185. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Brian Hartline, WR, Dolphins, 25.8
186. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Mark Sanchez, QB, Jets, 25.8
187. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks, 23.9
188. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Juron Criner, WR, Raiders, 22.7
189. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Heath Miller, TE, Steelers, 29.9
190. Mini Ditka - Dion Lewis, RB, Eagles, 21.9
191. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Colin Kaepernick, QB, 49ers, 24.8
192. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Delone Carter, RB, Colts, 25.2
Kaepernick goes off the board before Alex Smith because he has a chance to be a fantasy asset someday. Smith has had trouble reaching even QB2 production. ... Rookies Toon and Criner both opened eyes in offseason practices. ... Hartline, Jones, and Sanders are all entering make-or-break seasons.
Round Seventeen
193. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Taiwan Jones, RB, Raiders, 24.1
194. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Alex Smith, QB, 49ers, 28.3
195. Mini Ditka - Mike Goodson, RB, Raiders, 25.3
196. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Javon Ringer, RB, Titans, 25.6
197. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Tim Tebow, QB, Jets, 25.1
198. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Marcedes Lewis, TE, Jaguars, 28.3
199. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Giants Defense, D/ST, Giants
200. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Braylon Edwards, WR, Free Agent, 29.5
201. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Chris Ivory, RB, Saints, 24.4
202. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Matt Cassel, QB, Chiefs, 30.3
203. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Blaine Gabbert, QB, Jaguars, 22.9
204. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Jonathan Dwyer, RB, Steelers, 23.1
Goodson, Ringer, and Ivory are purely handcuff picks. ... Tebow is a wild card pick for a roster with no glaring needs at this point. ... Braylon still has WR3 potential if his knee bounces back this summer. ... Cassel may have only one more year left as an NFL starter. ... Dwyer is an interesting sleeper pick behind underwhelming role player Isaac Redman.
Round Eighteen
205. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks, 23.8
206. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Eagles Defense, D/ST, Eagles
207. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Broncos, 25.1
208. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Kevin Kolb, QB, Cardinals, 28.0
209. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Ryan Mallett, QB, Patriots, 24.2
210. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Lestar Jean, WR, Texans, 24.6
211. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Jordan Cameron, TE, Browns, 24.1
212. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Texans Defense, D/ST, Texans
213. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Packers Defense, D/ST, Green Bay
214. Mini Ditka - Cedric Benson, RB, Free Agent, 29.7
215. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Chad Ochocinco, WR, Dolphins, 34.6
216. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Lions Defense, D/ST, Lions
Round Nineteen
217. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Eddie Royal, WR, Chargers, 26.3
218. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Joseph Addai, RB, Patriots, 29.3
219. Mini Ditka - Steelers Defense, D/ST, Steelers
220. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - John Skelton, QB, Cardinals, 24.5
221. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Zach Miller, TE, Seahawks, 26.7
222. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Brock Osweiler, QB, Broncos, 21.8
223. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Julius Thomas, TE, Broncos, 24.2
224. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Michael Egnew, TE, Dolphins, 22.8
225. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Mike Tolbert, FB, Panthers, 26.8
226. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Seahawks Defense, D/ST, Seahawks
227. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Chad Henne, QB, Jaguars, 27.2
228. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Greg Childs, WR, Vikings, 22.5
Round Twenty
229. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Dwayne Allen, TE, Colts, 22.5
230. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Dexter McCluster, RB/WR, Chiefs, 23.9
231. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Kellen Winslow, TE, Seahawks, 29.1
232. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Jets Defense, D/ST, Jets
233. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Ravens Defense, D/ST, Ravens
234. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Steve Smith, WR, Rams, 27.3
235. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Bears Defense, D/ST, Bears
236. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Dennis Pitta, TE, Ravens, 27.7
237. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Mike Thomas, WR, Jaguars, 25.2
238. Mini Ditka - Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Titans, 36.9
239. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Cardinals Defense, D/ST, Cardinals
240. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Ed Dickson, TE, Ravens, 25.1
Round Twenty-One
241. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Mohamed Massaquoi, WR, Browns, 25.8
242. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Dallas Clark, TE, Buccaneers, 33.2
243. Mini Ditka - Ladarius Green, TE, Chargers, 22.3
244. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - T.J. Graham, WR, Bills, 23.1
245. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Marvin Jones, WR, Bengals, 22.5
246. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Travis Benjamin, WR, Browns, 22.7
247. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - DeVier Posey, WR, Texans, 23.5
248. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Danny Amendola, WR, Rams, 26.8
249. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Steve Breaston, WR, Chiefs, 29.0
250. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Andre Roberts, WR, Cardinals, 24.6
251. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Martellus Bennett, TE, Giants, 25.5
252. Gent's Depraved Boozers - T.Y. Hilton, WR, Colts, 22.8
Round Twenty-Two
253. Gent's Depraved Boozers - David Akers, K, 49ers, 37.6
254. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Garrett Hartley, K, Saints, 26.2
255. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - David Garrard, QB, Dolphins, 34.5
256. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Joe McKnight, RB, Jets, 24.4
257. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots, 28.6
258. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Mason Crosby, K, Packers, 27.9
259. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Alex Henery, K, Eagles, 24.9
260. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Bilal Powell, RB, Jets, 23.8
261. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Sebastian Janikowski, K, Raiders, 34.4
262. Mini Ditka - Devin Hester, WR, Bears, 29.8
263. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Chaz Schilens, WR, Jets, 26.8
264. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Chris Rainey, RB/WR, Steelers, 24.5
Round Twenty-Three
265. Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams - Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys, 24.6
266. Denny Green's Arse Crowners - Matt Bryant, K, Falcons, 37.3
267. Mini Ditka - Jason Hanson, K, Lions, 42.0
268. Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars - Derek Hagan, WR, Bills, 27.9
269. Vermeil's Crocodile Tears - Rob Bironas, K, Titans, 34.7
270. Shula's Champagne Poppers - Taylor Thompson, TE, Titans, 22.9
271. Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches - Adrien Robinson, TE, Giants, 23.9
272. Plimpton's Paper Lions - Kellen Davis, TE, Bears, 26.9
273. Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes - Robbie Gould, K, Bears, 29.7
274. Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers - Matt Prater, K, Broncos, 28.0
275. Blount's Three Bricks Shy - Josh Morgan, WR, Redskins, 27.2
276. Gent's Depraved Boozers - Donnie Avery, WR, Colts, 28.2
Rosters
Mora's Playoff Pipe Dreams
QB: Tom Brady, Josh Freeman, Brandon Weeden
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew, C.J. Spiller, Donald Brown, Rashad Jennings, Delone Carter, Taiwan Jones, Chris Rainey
WR: Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Brian Quick, Austin Collie, Malcom Floyd, Brandon LaFell, Eddie Royal, Mohamed Massaquoi
TE: Fred Davis, Brandon Pettigrew, Ed Dickson
K: Dan Bailey
D/ST: Lions
Denny Green's Arse Crowners
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Ryan Tannehill, Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick
RB: Jamaal Charles, Marshawn Lynch, Stevan Ridley, Shane Vereen, Peyton Hillis, Robert Turbin, Joseph Addai
WR: Greg Jennings, Wes Welker, Randall Cobb, Eric Decker, Reggie Wayne, Chris Givens, Chad Ochocinco, Chaz Schilens
TE: Jermaine Gresham, Dallas Clark
K: Matt Bryant
D/ST: Cardinals
Mini Ditka
QB: Tony Romo, Jake Locker, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Matt Hasselbeck
RB: LeSean McCoy, Darren McFadden, Frank Gore, Pierre Thomas, Dion Lewis, Mike Goodson, Cedric Benson
WR: Percy Harvin, Brandon Marshall, Denarius Moore, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Mike Williams (TB), Golden Tate, Devin Hester
TE: Antonio Gates, Greg Olsen, Ladarius Green
K: Jason Hanson
D/ST: Steelers
Tuna's Big Cigars & Motorcars
QB: Cam Newton, Joe Flacco, John Skelton
RB: Chris Johnson, Darren Sproles, Jahvid Best, Mikel Leshoure, Kevin Smith, Javon Ringer
WR: Mike Wallace, Demaryius Thomas, Torrey Smith, Greg Little, Jerome Simpson, Laurent Robinson, Mike Thomas, T.J. Graham, Derek Hagan
TE: Coby Fleener, Tony Gonzalez, Heath Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D/ST: Packers
Vermeil's Crocodile Tears
QB: Andrew Luck, Matt Schaub, Tim Tebow
RB: Arian Foster, Roy Helu, Ben Tate, Michael Turner, Evan Royster, Tim Hightower, Bilal Powell
WR: Andre Johnson, Victor Cruz, Steve Smith (CAR), Robert Meachem, Ryan Broyles, Juron Criner, Marvin Jones
TE: Kyle Rudolph, Brent Celek, Zach Miller, Dennis Pitta
K: Rob Bironas
D/ST: Texans
Shula's Champagne Poppers
QB: Robert Griffin III, Peyton Manning, Matt Flynn, Brock Osweiler
RB: Ray Rice, Matt Forte, Michael Bush, Bernard Pierce, BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Bernard Scott
WR: Miles Austin, Brandon Lloyd, Kendall Wright, Santonio Holmes, Santana Moss, Doug Baldwin, Travis Benjamin
TE: Jared Cook, Marcedes Lewis, Jordan Cameron, Taylor Thompson
K: Alex Henery
D/ST: Bears
Jenkins' Semi-Tough Sumbitches
QB: Michael Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, Mark Sanchez
RB: Adrian Peterson, Beanie Wells, James Starks, Ryan Williams, Toby Gerhart, Alex Green
WR: Julio Jones, Roddy White, Antonio Brown, Jacoby Ford, Anquan Boldin, Lestar Jean, Steve Smith (STL), DeVier Posey
TE: Jason Witten, Jacob Tamme, Julius Thomas, Adrien Robinson
K: Mason Crosby
D/ST: Giants
Plimpton's Paper Lions
QB: Matthew Stafford, Andy Dalton, Ryan Mallett
RB: DeMarco Murray, Steven Jackson, Isaiah Pead, Rashard Mendenhall, Felix Jones, Isaac Redman
WR: Hakeem Nicks, Justin Blackmon, Marques Colston, Titus Young, Mohamed Sanu, Brian Hartline, Braylon Edwards, Danny Amendola
TE: Aaron Hernandez, Tony Moeaki, Michael Egnew, Kellen Davis
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D/ST: Ravens
Exley's Self-Loathing Anti-Heroes
QB: Matt Ryan, Carson Palmer, Kevin Kolb
RB: Jonathan Stewart, Mark Ingram, DeAngelo Williams, Shonn Greene, Jacquizz Rodgers, Chris Ivory, Mike Tolbert, Joe McKnight
WR: Larry Fitzgerald, Dez Bryant, Sidney Rice, Stephen Hill, Randy Moss, A.J. Jenkins, James Jones, Steve Breaston
TE: Jermichael Finley, Owen Daniels
K: Robbie Gould
D/ST: Jets
Cosell's Cocksure Carnival Barkers
QB: Philip Rivers, Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel, David Garrard
RB: Trent Richardson, Fred Jackson, Ronnie Hillman, Willis McGahee, LaMichael James, Knowshon Moreno
WR: A.J. Green, Kenny Britt, Stevie Johnson, Michael Floyd, Vincent Brown, Nate Washington, Emmanuel Sanders, Andre Roberts
TE: Vernon Davis, Rob Housler, Kellen Winslow
K: Matt Prater
D/ST: Seahawks
Blount's Three Bricks Shy
QB: Eli Manning, Sam Bradford, Blaine Gabbert, Chad Henne
RB: Ryan Mathews, Reggie Bush, Daniel Thomas, Lamar Miller, Kendall Hunter, Dexter McCluster
WR: Jeremy Maclin, DeSean Jackson, Vincent Jackson, Leonard Hankerson, Jonathan Baldwin, Mario Manningham, Nick Toon, Josh Morgan
TE: Jimmy Graham, Dustin Keller, Martellus Bennett
K: Garrett Hartley
D/ST: Eagles
Gent's Depraved Boozers
QB: Drew Brees, Jay Cutler, Russell Wilson
RB: Doug Martin, David Wilson, Ahmad Bradshaw, LeGarrette Blount, Jonathan Dwyer
WR: Dwayne Bowe, Pierre Garcon, Michael Crabtree, Alshon Jeffery, Rueben Randle, Lance Moore, Davone Bess, Greg Childs, T.Y. Hilton, Donnie Avery
TE: Rob Gronkowski, Lance Kendricks, Dwayne Allen
K: David Akers
D/ST: 49ers