Welcome to Week 10 of the National Football League fantasy division. I will be your conductor on this journey into the depths of fantasy football angst and jubilation. We'll start with the actives and inactives and then I'll keep you updated on all of the Sunday action.
We also have Week 10 Rankings from Mr. Pat Daugherty, Nick Mensio’s sleeper picks, Jeff Ratcliffe's D/ST picks, my AFC and NFC Targets and Touches and Evan Silva's detailed look at every game in his Matchup Column. So click on all of those and read them word for word and I'll quiz you when you get back.
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1 PM Inactives/Actives
* NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports Arian Foster (back, hamstring) will head to injured reserve next week. This makes Dennis Johnson a must add with Ben Tate hurting.
* Percy Harvin should return next week according to Adam Schefter.
* Jermaine Gresham is OUT. Tyler Eifert makes for a decent spot start this week.
* Trent Richardson is active. He'll split touches with Donald Brown.
* NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports Giovani Bernard (ribs) is "planning to play" against the Ravens.
* Daryl Richardson and Lance Kendricks are inactive against the Colts.
* Roddy White is active and starting against the Seahawks.
* Clay Matthews is officially active.
* EJ Manuel is active, but Robert Woods is inactive.
* Markus Wheaton is active, but buried in the depth chart.
* Cecil Shorts is active against the Titans.
* Peyton Hillis starts, but Andre Brown is expected to get plenty of playing time.
Good luck all! Let's play some fake football!
* Three quick touchdowns. Maurice Jones Drew and Terrelle Pryor rush for TDs and Jay Cutler throws one to Brandon Marshall for a 32 yard TD.
* Robert Quinn sacks and strips Andrew Luck and Chris Long returns it for a touchdown. Fast and furious scoring right now.
* Chris Johnson drops a third down pass.
* Marshawn Lynch going Beast Mode early.
* Bills started C.J. Spiller at running back.
* Ben Roethlisberger picked off by Jarius Byrd.
* Eddie Lacy with an 11 yard gain on his first carry. Expect a lot of Lacy today.
* Joe Flacco to Dallas Clark for the short TD after a long pass interference call.
* The Giants block a punt and score a TD.
* Matthew Stafford throws a 5 yard touchdown to Kris Durham.
* Trent Richardson 4 carries for negative 4 yards. Not a good start.
* Seneca Wallace is 5/5 for 25 yards. Playing it safe.
* Jaguars are moving the ball well on the Titans, 22 yard gain to Cecil Shorts.
* Nick Foles throws a 55 yard TD to DeSean Jackson who made a good catch off a tipped ball.
* Seneca Wallace has a groin injury. Questionable to return.
* Scott Tolzien is in for Wallace.
* Peyton Hillis fumbles deep in Giants territory. Andre Brown may see a LOT more work now.
* Bad Exchange between Kellen Clemens and Zac Stacy and the Colts recover. Clemens will most likely get the fumble there.
* LeSean McCoy looking good so far with 8 touches for 49 yards.
* Brandon Marshall had 3 receptions for 61 yards already.
* Shonn Greene is outrushing Chris Johnson after Johnson fumbled early.
* Andre Brown had 23 yards on 4 carries and is the main back on this drive.
* Gio Bernard runs for 18 yards. Looks healthy enough.
* Jake Locker picked on an awful pass. He's regressed since his injury.
* Chris Givens helps the Rams get down to the one yard line and Zac Stacy punches it in for a TD. Colts losing by 14 to the Rams.
* Golden Tate just made an amazing catch . . . out of bounds.
* Eddie Lacy with 11 carries for 40 yards. He and Starks may end up with 70 carries.
* Brandon Pettigrew is playing well with 3/3 catches for 51 yards.
* Steven Jackson has 5 carries for 8 yards Jacquizz Rodgers has 1 for 17.
* Andre Brown has nine carries for 47 yards.
* Joe Flacco intercepted. Ravens down 10 to Bengals.
* Tavon Austin with his biggest play of the year on a 98 yard punt return TD. Rams up 21-0.
* Eli Manning throws a 5 yard TD to Rueben Randle. Andre Brown has been a great addition and it showed on that drive.
* Eddie Lacy taking the team on his back.
* Chris Johnson's 2nd lost fumble of game. He was already splitting carries equally with Shonn Greene. We say even more Greene now.
* Tolzien intercepted in the end zone and has it returned 76 yards.
* Marshawn Lynch rushes for 37 yards then Russell Wilson throws a 43 yard TD to Jermaine Kearse off a flea flicker.
* Jake Locker limping to the locker room.
* Jay Cutler has a gross lump on his left hand. I think an alien may bust from it soon.
* Jay Cutler picked off in the end zone after a deflected pass by Ndamukong Suh.
* Kellen Clemens throws a 57 yard TD to Tavon Austin. We can now officially call this a breakout game for Austin.
* Andy Dalton is picked off and then the Ravens make him pay with a 7 yard TD from Flacco to Torrey Smith.
* Golden Tate with two big receptions, now up to 77 yards on 2 receptions.
* Jerricho Cotchery gets his 4th TD in the last 2 games.
* Taylor Thompson 9 yard TD from Ryan Fitzpatrick.
* Robert Quinn destroying the Colts.
* Terry Porter pick-sixed Eli Manning for a 43 yard TD.
* After not throwing an INT for 2 games and 2 wins Eli Manning throws his 16th on the season on that pick-six.
* Jake Locker questionable to return with foot injury
* Russell Wilson at 231 yards passing, one TD and on the Falcons 11 yard line with 23 seconds left.
* Reggie Bush runs for a 39 yard gain.
* Matt Stafford throws a TD to Calvin Johnson.
* Golden Tate with a one-handed TD grab from Wilson. You'll want to see that one.
* Andre Brown has 14 touches to Peyton Hillis' 3.
* Jay Cutler was hurting, but is coming back as the starter after half.
* Here's a look at Golden Tate's amazing TD catch before the half.
* Aaron Rodgers' mustache needs to be put on IR.
* Tavon Austin does it again! This time an 81 yard TD reception.
* Jordan Todman with a five yard TD run. The Jags are looking for their first win of the season up 20-7.
* Andrew Luck with a horrible INT in end zone.
* Tyler Eifert finally gets a reception this one a 40 yard catch and run down the sideline.
* TY Hilton grabs his 5th reception of the day totaling 102 yards and then Andrew Luck is intercepted again.
* Kellen Clemens has six completions for 212 yards.
* Nick Foles finds his favorite receiver Riley Cooper for a 45 yard TD. It was not a good pass. Both of Foles long TDs have been underthrown.
* Antonio Brown with a 40 yard catch and run. He has 5 receptions for 102 yards.
* Terrelle Pryor intercepted. It's returned 67 yards to the goal line.
* Le'Veon Bell runs it in for a 4 yard TD.
* Tolzien picked off again.
* Andre Brown gets in from the one-yard line for the TD.
* Andrew Luck digs himself a little ways out of his fantasy hole with a 13 yard TD pass to Donald Brown.
* Jake Locker just came back on field on crutches, his right foot in a boot.
* Jay Cutler doesn't look 100%.
* Roddy White leads the Falcons with 20 receiving yards.
* Darius Johnson catches a 12 yard TD from Matt Ryan.
* Scott Tolzien to TE Brandon Bostick 22 yard TD.
* Marshawn Lynch, LeSean McCoy and Rashad Jennings all have over 100 total yards, but none have a TD yet.
* Matt Stafford with a costly interception in a close game.
* Donald Brown getting some decent garbage time receptions, 5/64
* Alshon Jeffery makes a nice 11 yard TD and goes over 100 yards for the day. Both he and Marshall have topped 100 yards and have a TD. UPDATE: Play being reviewed. Looks like he bobbled it.
* Riley Cooper catches his second TD of the day, his 5th in the last 2 days. He only has 3 receptions today, but 103 yards and those 2 TDs.
* Nick Foles now has 10 TDs in his last 2 games. He has yet to throw an interception for the season and has 16 TDs.
* E.J. Manuel is having a horrible day - 10/24 for 89 yards and he just threw an interception to Ryan Clark.
* Julius Thomas is ACTIVE.
* Marshawn Lynch gets his first TD in 3 games with a 1 yard TD run. He has a season-high 145 yards rushing today.
* Bernard Pierce getting more work now. He has 7 rushing attempts for 28 yards to Ray Rice's 9 for 14.
* Andrew Luck intercepted for a 3rd time. He has 4 turnovers today.
* Ryan Fitzpatrick rushes in for a TD from 4 yards out.
* Reggie Bush has 13 carries for 105 yards after 2 first down runs.
* Calvin Johnson catches his 2nd TD of the day, a 14 yarder from Matt Stafford.
* Gio Bernard catches an 18 yard TD from Andy Dalton.
* Jags CB Will Blackmon comes off a corner blitz, strips Ryan Fitzpatrick and returns for a TD.
* Josh McCown is the Bears' QB now and driving late in the 4th down 8.
* Josh McCown 11 yard TD to Brandon Marshall, his second. They need a 2 point conversion to tie. They did not succeed.
* Joe Flacco fumbles. The Bengals will have a shot at a game tying drive.
* EJ Manuel to Chris Gragg TD.
* Andy Dalton is 17/39 for 202 yards, 1 TD and 2 INTs.
* LeSean McCoy up to 147 yards rushing.
* Andy Dalton with a horrible throw that is intercepted.
* Delanie Walker catches a 19 yard TD -- 4/62/1.
* Frank Gore 17 yard run.
* Phil Dawson hits a 52 yarder to start off the late game scoring.
* From ESPN -- "In his 100th career game, Calvin Johnson passes Randy Moss for most Rec yds (8,740) through player’s first 100 career games."
* Hail Mary attempt deflected up into the air into AJ Green's arms like manna from heaven. The Bengals tie it up. We go into OT.
* Mario Manningham catches his first pass of the season, a 10 yarder.
* AJ Green now over 150 yards and a TD.
* Case Keenum fumbles and it's returned by Arizona for a TD.
* Tyler Eifert steals an interception and turns it into a reception.
* Gio Bernard is the trusted back in overtime. He's now at 106 yards and a TD while splitting time with BJGE.
* What would have been the longest run of Ryan Mathews' career is coming back on a holding penalty.
* Gio Bernard loses 11 yards on a fourth and 2 reception.
* Julius Thomas catches a short out pattern from Peyton Manning and takes it 74 yards for a touchdown. Looks like his ankle is ok.
* Chris Johnson rushed 12 times for 30 yards and had two fumbles against the worst rush defense in the league after going for 150 yards and 2 TDs last week. Maybe he is who we thought he was.
* Justin Tucker ends the National Nightmare known as the Bengals/Ravens game with an OT FG.
* Case Keenum throws a 7 yard TD to Andre Johnson. AJ with a beautiful reception and nifty toe tapping.
* Ronnie Brown has 7 carries already for the Chargers.
* Ladarius Green with a 25 yard reception. He seems to get a big catch each week. He's going to be good.
* Alshon Jeffery had 18 targets and Brandon Marshall had 12. Marshall ended up with 25 more yards and 2 more TDs.
* Ronnie Brown was getting carries because Mathews was being checked out for an injury, but it looks like he will return.
* Here's that Hail Mary for the Bengals.
* Tavon Austin touched the ball 8 times for 314 yards and 3 TDs.
* Ryan Fitzpatrick is currently the #2 fantasy QB this week and he didn't even start the game.
* Kellen Clemens completed just 9 passes, but for 247 yards and 2 touchdowns (thanks Tavon!).
* Cam Newton throws an interception and the 49ers are closing in on a score. Frank Gore is running well.
* Carson Palmer throws a 12 yard touchdown to Rob Housler, his first as a professional.
* Jay Feely ties the game 17-17 with a 35 yard field goal.
* Michael Floyd is questionable to return with a right shoulder injury.
* Vernon Davis off to locker room with an injury.
* Ryan Mathews comes back and runs for 35-yards.
* UDFA rookie Dennis Johnson with a 14 yard reception.
* Colin Kaepernick has 9 of 17 completions for 71 yards. Not his best day.
* Phil Dawson with 3 field goals.
* Case Keenum throws his second TD of the game, this one to rookie tight end Ryan Griffin.
* Eric Decker 34 yard reception.
* Peyton Manning to Demaryius Thomas for an 11 yard TD. Same as it ever was.
* Carson Palmer throws his 50 billionth interception of the year.
* Great 27 yard TD run for DeAngelo Williams.
* Randy Bullock makes a 48 yard field goal!!!
* Danny Woodhead amazingly with no receptions yet.
* Tavon Austin, Brandon Marshall, Riley Cooper, A.J. Green and Calvin Johnson are your top 5 fantasy wide receivers so far this week.
* Andre Ellington gains 23 yards on a draw play. He is explosive.
* Demaryius Thomas with his 2nd touchdown of the day, a 7 yarder from Peyton Manning.
* No sign of Vernon Davis as the 49ers come out for second half.
* Peyton Manning at the half: 17/22 243 yards and 3 TDs.
* Jake Locker looks to have suffered a season-ending foot injury per Jim Wyatt.
* Vernon Davis done for day with a concussion. He had one catch for two yards.
* JJ Watt with a strip sack and fumble recovery. Beast.
* The Cardinals block a Texans field goal just before half.
* Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton are a combined 16/31 for 150 yards and an interception.
* Vernon Davis has a concussion.
* Knowshon Moreno had 7 receptions at half.
* Peyton Manning throws his fourth touchdown of the game and the third touchdown for Demaryius Thomas.
* Graham Gano misses a 48-yard FG, his first miss of the season. Any points are extremely valuable in this one.
* Touchdowns on the season -- Demaryius Thomas: 9, Wes Welker: 9, Julius Thomas: 9 -- Eric Decker is the 6'3" runt of the litter with 3.
* Kendall Hunter fumbles. It's the Panthers ball just past the 50 yard line.
* Peyton Manning sacked and fumbles. Chargers at the Broncos 10.
* Danny Woodhead catches a 7 yard TD.
* Patrick Peterson runs the wildcat successfully, which is amazing in itself.
* Andre Ellington has 7 carries for 49 yards to Rashard Mendenhall's 5 carries for 11 yards.
* Cam Newton is 11-of-26 for 136 yards and an interception.
* Graham Gano hits a 53 yarder to put the Panthers up 10-9 over the 49ers with 20 minutes left.
* With Vernon Davis out, the 49ers have no playmakers and the Panthers are blitzing and living in the backfield.
* Rob Housler makes a nice 26 yard catch.
* Ben Tate still in uniform but riding bike on the sidelines.
* Eddie Royal with a 30 yard reception. 1st and goal for the Chargers down 15.
* Ben Tate is back in the game.
* Mario Manningham leads the 49ers in receiving with 2 receptions for 24 yards.
* Ryan Mathews runs it in from 1 yard out. Chargers down 8 with 10:42 left.
* Jonathan Stewart just got very lucky that Mike Tolbert recovered his fumble.
* The Broncos are stopped and will punt. We actually have a game after a 28-6 Denver lead in the third quarter.
* Carson Palmer stands under pressure and throws a 19 yard TD to Andre Roberts. Roberts is 5/72/1 with Michael Floyd out with the shoulder injury.
* Colin Kaepernick picked off to seal the game for the Panthers.
* The Panthers have won 5 straight. That defense is winning games for them.
* Jonathan Stewart had 13 carries to DeAngelo Williams' 8 today, but Williams got the TD.
* JJ Watt with another big play to cause Rashard Mendenhall to fumble. Texans ball near the goal line down 10.
* Andre Johnson makes an insane touchdown catch with Patrick Peterson in perfect coverage.
* The Broncos hold on to beat the Chargers 28-0 with Peyton Manning hitting 330 yards and 4 TDs and Demaryius Thomas catching 7 passes for 108 yards and 3 TDs.
* Check out Andre Johnson's amazing touchdown catch over Patrick Peterson.
* Marques Colston is active, but is a scary start tonight.
* 3rd and 7 for the Cardinals. Big play for the Texans D with 2:17 left. They did not get it on a catch from Andre Ellington. But Arians has challenged the spot. Call stands, the Cardinals will punt. Case Keenum's chance to shine again.
* Marshawn Lynch and LeSean McCoy lead this weekend with 161 total yards each.
* Case Keenum and the Texans are unable to drive the ball down into field goal range. The Cardinals will win this one.
It's been fun y'all! I hope your teams kicked some arse and I'll type at you next week!